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What movies have not aged well?

Last Updated: 26.06.2025 01:22

What movies have not aged well?

Diamonds Are Forever

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

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-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-Bond slapping Tracy.

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Live and Let Die

-All the bad guys are black.

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

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-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

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From Russia With Love

A View to a Kill

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

Has anyone ever made you take off your shirt?

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

The Man with the Golden Gun

Dr No

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-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

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-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

Octopussy

Was Jesus Christ Jewish?

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

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Moonraker

-J W Pepper

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-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

Goldfinger

-”She is very sexyful!”

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-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

You Only Live Twice

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